Pretty Hamtastic ♥


20 years old. Socially awkward. Drinks too much tea. Loves to sleep. Obsessed with Harry Potter. Adores Hamtaro. Should spend time on more important things than tumblr, probably.


As all swedes I obviously watch Pewdiepie, drink a lot of coffee and ride polarbears in my spare time.

Ask me anything!

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rebelwithoutabroom:

Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf

instead, he fucking stays where he belongs

and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students…

Tagged: harry potterremus lupinauepic

Source: rebelwithoutabroom

oryxofelia:

I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.

Tagged: asexuality

Source: oryxofelia

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birolesmantic:

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

I hear some monosexual queer folk whining about how multi & asexual folk talk about them being asses more than straight folk & TBH it’s true.

It’s true because we expect that shit from straight folks, but not from you.

It’s baffling that you…

Tagged: hbtq+bisexualityasexuality

Source: thedrawbridgethatismypants

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

Tagged: hahahawtf

Source: kuxco

lillkogobean:

derinthemadscientist:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

People sometimes doubt the that standardised health and sex education is necessary. This is why those people are wrong.

"I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.” 

i think i’m going to cry.

Tagged: sexhahaha

Source: moshita

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

Source: avoidgettingread

  • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
  • walmart cashier: sir for the last time

Tagged: hahahathe wizards of walmart

Source: speedwag

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

Tagged: omghbtq+

Source: fursonakin

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

Tagged: omgwhuthahahagay

Source: danwasonfireonce

sadsongqueen:

we just thought of out living room theme. a robin williams shrine. i already got the aladdin poster and flowers. we’re buying a good will hunting poster and jumanji poster. it’s happening it’s real

Tagged: robin williamsthat's nice

I’m the person that reads your tags.

angelrin89:

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Tagged: gpoytumblr

Source: fishy-leedonghae

dualpaperbags:

men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’

women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again

men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations

Tagged: hahahadreammatriarchy

Source: dualpaperbags

  • OT3: me, laptop-kun, and internet-sama

Tagged: lmao

Source: jitori

Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all about getting rid of the darkness you accumulate.
— Carolyn Crane  (via iki-ningyo)

Tagged: life motivationtrurequotes

Source: wordsthat-speak

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

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Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

Tagged: hahahatumblr